Fun: SA Short Attack Article Intercepted

[sageo]

Hi guys- OT  Since I don't do margin ,(please excuse my ignorance) , after yesterday's 9.25 dollar rise when do the margin calls begin ? TIA

[Palm]

Maui just let me know that he found self-transporting kegs to transport the VO in so he doesn't need to try and maneuver each one.  This is the latest prototype; solid galvinized steel that when emptied can be used at the drill sites to fill them up with condensates; then they can walk to teh refinery.  Great idea Maui!!

 

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That's the University of Hawaii band in the background sending off the first keg this AM.  Things can float and arms paddle using bionic pistons.  Tube is for easy fillup and quick delivery once in Cairns and then at the refinery.  That  Maui is a genius!

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY MAUI, please tell me that you are offering a private placing.  I HAVE to get invested in this company!

H&H

efi

Don't play coy there Hefi!! Maui being the honest and full-discosure guy he is showed me the paperwork for the IPO and YOU are listed as majority owner by way of providing the technical programming for these "Maui-multipurpose VO-Condensate Tankers".  My understanding is that you put the "mudda-boards" in these things so they are able to be programmed to reach the correct destinations.  Also see that the massive schnozzes on these things are actually rudders used for better steering.  Very ingenious fellas.  Let us know when the IPO is ready to launch.  We'll need somewhere to stash our IOC winnings in another scam.

[maui4marko]

Sure, you guys are just pissed that I didn't use you for the new 1 Gallon trial VO PUMP:

There is a good reason for this, and it's all tree's fault.  While I was admittedly drunk when I posed for that gas flare container pic, that damn treeczer broke into the storage shed out back, swiped my pre-production VO PUMP pictured above, and using instructions provided by Namah and translated by Duma, reconfigured it into this:

 

I'll leave it to the reader's imagination, but let's just say tree's become a little too tight with the cannibals and their taste in certain body parts.

[Tusker]

Maui just let me know that he found self-transporting kegs to transport the VO in so he doesn't need to try and maneuver each one.  This is the latest prototype; solid galvinized steel that when emptied can be used at the drill sites to fill them up with condensates; then they can walk to teh refinery.  Great idea Maui!!

 

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That's the University of Hawaii band in the background sending off the first keg this AM.  Things can float and arms paddle using bionic pistons.  Tube is for easy fillup and quick delivery once in Cairns and then at the refinery.  That  Maui is a genius!

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY MAUI, please tell me that you are offering a private placing.  I HAVE to get invested in this company!

H&H

efi

Don't play coy there Hefi!! Maui being the honest and full-discosure guy he is showed me the paperwork for the IPO and YOU are listed as majority owner by way of providing the technical programming for these "Maui-multipurpose VO-Condensate Tankers".  My understanding is that you put the "mudda-boards" in these things so they are able to be programmed to reach the correct destinations.  Also see that the massive schnozzes on these things are actually rudders used for better steering.  Very ingenious fellas.  Let us know when the IPO is ready to launch.  We'll need somewhere to stash our IOC winnings in another scam.

This Is Priceless - need to get this Big Picture off to Wayne and Collin.

Looks like some SHU members in the front bench ... and the band played on.

Cheers BOBL's

Tusker