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High Income Warning!!!
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FYI -
A high income warning has been issued to all residents of Uberville this morning. Warning signs have been spotted by our perfect storm chasers on all fronts. There is a 99.9% inevitability that this perfect storm front will hit the mainland within 45 days. Warning signs identified are as follows, but not limited too the following:

1) Surging worldwide and specifically JP/SK and Asian LNG demand.
2) Expanding T count from T-2 and the other dozen 'reefs'
3) Early warning Yen-Yell Chatter picked up by observation buoys in the S Pacific.
4) Short Arguments have gone from sneaky, dishonest and misleading to assinine in the storm front.
5) Reports from the front lines that the PRE deal valuations led to a tripling of MCF bids for PRL 15.
6) Phil has completed his correspondence course on 'Small Business Management' on Phoenix Online and early reports are that he even received a passing grade this time around.

Take all precautions necessary as this High Income Warning will soon be updated to a High Income Sighting within the next few weeks. Take shelter, tax shelter that is, immediately.
Prepare today for your financial legacy of tomorrow!
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#2
7) A lurker has just reported Butterfly sightings. Batten down the hatches and drop the main.
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