Maui alert: Call To Duty

[Palm]

This is an official Maui Alert.  Time to put "ears" on and be ready for this weekend.  You know what to do. Listen:

Broadcast:

[maui4marko]

This is an official Maui Alert.  Time to put "ears" on and be ready for this weekend.  You know what to do.

Maui's got his ears on, with amplitude on high.  BTW palm, I've upgraded the megaphone to the donphone:

Will send alerts back through the regular encrypted channel +61 3 9861 8xxx

[Ass0ciatedPress]

I thought we were using philstar.com?

[maui4marko]

I thought we were using philstar.com?

AP my donphone is V1, which unfortunately doesn't have the web functionality... tree is supposed to snail mail the upgrade from London over the weekend.

[Palm]

I thought we were using philstar.com?

AP my donphone is V1, which unfortunately doesn't have the web functionality... tree is supposed to snail mail the upgrade from London over the weekend.

Come on Maui, you know Tree still uses dial-up and he still has a VCR and that thing still blinks 12:00.  I've bypassed the Tree branch of Philstar.com's IT dept and had them send out the upgrade to your Donphone's IP address.  You should be good to go.  Philstar.com will be ready to decrypt your live broadcast of the BOD meeting so that subscribers can listen in and hear the good news.

Thanks for getting Maui on track AssO

[davidhmtk]

 Philstar.com will be ready to decrypt your live broadcast of the BOD meeting so that subscribers can listen in and hear the good news.

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Will the decoder work if the BOD uses the Cone of Silence?  And will we get a live feed from Minkow's KAOS headquarters (I can picture him telling Tilson "This is Kaos, we do not cry here"

[Palm]

 Philstar.com will be ready to decrypt your live broadcast of the BOD meeting so that subscribers can listen in and hear the good news.

Will the decoder work if the BOD uses the Cone of Silence?  And will we get a live feed from Minkow's KAOS headquarters (I can picture him telling Tilson "This is Kaos, we do not cry here"

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I don't think you realize what a tool Maui is.  Maybe I should state that another way.  Maui has capabilities few have as far as penetrating.  Try this again.  With his ears Maui is able to hear anything.  The Cone of Silence is child's play against a fully VO'd Maui, and Minkow is too busy fending off suitors to be of any harm.  Besides if for some reason Maui doesn't get what we need, he's very good at making stuff up.