Liedership by the Panderer in Chief

[Petrovale]

Mind you, I will introduce a rigorous job rotation plan in the PetrOvale office, one that completely disregards partisan schisms. Professional politicians without business experience, otherwise known as technocrats, will be immediately sacked. Those with banking and industrial backgrounds swap jobs, so that they get to know the other side of the rope. Economists and lawyers will have to learn to do some gardening at times, and study the flowers and the beys. Just to make sure that your tax money will be spent to promote collaborative partnerships that power the economic engine, especially in the area of innovative energy / security ventures. This time around, we discuss the horny issue of foreign policy well before you make your first tax payment as it should be a key priority on the national agenda.

Further suggestions welcome...