07-12-2012, 10:20 AM
(07-12-2012, 08:51 AM)Bobby Wrote:(07-12-2012, 05:11 AM)Gator Wrote: Great stuff. Thanks all I can use the laughs this week.
Bobby back in the saddle, err bonkie, maybe I am even Janine......
21) you plan on buying a couple of yearlings ( thoroughbred race horses ) and imagine hearing the stretch call in the derby go something like this, " antelope up to challenge, it is Elk on the inside, Antelope on the outside, elk hanging tough, and antelope gets up at the wire to win the 2014 Kentucky Derby!"
22) you talk to your IOC cronies more than your fraternity buddies
23) you start telling people at the BP pump why they should never buy Shell gas
24) you drive by the Lexington Correctional Institute and want to taunt the inmates
25) you blame your stress fever blisters on bad shellfish
26) you try not to bring IOC up in normal conversation because it starts to sound like your braggin about your kids
27) you wonder what you might put on your next license plate!!
28) your interest in the bush tax cut issues on LT capital gains is more than a rooting interest
29) you want to go to Cairns for a party but would rather go to Fla for an IOC reunion
30) you pray for a poster's health who you have never met and look forward to someday meeting a dutch professor who you thought lived in amsterdam
31) your broker tells you your IOC stock is a dis-proportionate allocation. You reply is you plan to have a t-shirt with those words on it.
32) your friend does have the license plate.
33) you bring home your 4 foot bar tab to show the wife...and she smiles.
34) complete strangers on the highway signal you friend to the side of the road and exclaim... I love IOC.